ur a st★r

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the entire zine is in the shape of a five-pointed star (hot pink) with two points connected to form a spine and all text on white rectangular pieces of paper (the text alternates between the colors of the rainbow), the zine is six total pages (front / back covers & four inbetween pages);

the front cover reads “ur a star” with the a in “star” replaced with a star;

page one says “dn’t let any1 say otherwise”;

page two is a drawing patrick from spongebob in the black thigh-high boots, the drawing fits into the silhouette of the zine;

page three is the back of patrick with his booty showing above his very tight bottoms;

page four reads “u’ve alwys been tht b*tch”;

the back cover says “nevr NOT been tht b*tch”;

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this is for the odd sized zine jam by nash high!

this was super fun to make, a little too fun (the zine spirits had a hold on my sOUL), but it's now 5:58 in the morning, so i'mma go to bed, but yeah

for printing at home, you gotta:
1. cut everything out, leaving the front and back cover connected,
2. glue the inside covers to the outside ones & glue the patrick front to the patrick booty
3. put patrick in the middle (or wherever, who cares!)
4. staple close-ish to the spine!